Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Yesssssss.

So here it is, 2:05am on a day when I need to be at work again 7 hours from now. And why, oh why am I still awake? Uh, yeah.

WORLD SERIES CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS.

Sounds good, doesn't it?

Not so many people calling for Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy getting canned now, I'll bet. What a funny season. When you think about it, the Giants did this season the same thing they've done the last few seasons. Add a guy here, add a guy there. No big splashes (the last couple of those weren't so good...Rowand, Zito, anyone?) but a bunch of no-name guys just trying to catch the proverbial "lightning in a bottle". This year, finally, we caught that lightning. Guys like Cody Ross, who we didn't even really want...Madison Bumgarner, who pitched so badly out of Spring Training that TODD WELLEMEYER beat him out for the 5th starter job...Aubrey Huff, who basically came here as a last resort...Pat Burrell, cut by Tampa Bay...Brian Wilson, an unheralded 12th round pick.

A-flippin'-mazing.

How good was Tim Lincecum tonight? How clutch was Edgar Renteria? And how good was it to see the whole team jumping for joy at the end of the game, celebrating San Francisco's first ever WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP?

I'll tell you. It was fan-f'ing-tastic. Great season guys. Can't wait to see you all next Opening Day.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Shake, rattle and roll!

Not bad. Two quakes of similar strength (4.1 yesterday, 3.8 preliminary estimate today) in almost exactly the same spot on consecutive days.

It's like we need a reminder every now and again that we do live in "Earthquake Country".

How fun.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Lamebrain of the day

All I can say is....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Men beaten with golf club after urinating on car

The Associated Press
Updated: 05/08/2009 06:04:22 PM PDT

PULLMAN, Wash.—Police said two men suffered injuries after they were beaten after urinating on what they thought was an unoccupied vehicle on Friday morning. Police said the owner got out of the car and assaulted the two men with a golf club. One of the men suffered a possible arm fracture and was transported to Pullman Regional Hospital.

Police Sergeant Dan Dornes said urinating in public is a crime, but the two men will probably not be cited in this case.

Police were trying to locate the owner of the car.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

VLF? I'll give you a VLF

I finally got my renewal notice for Waipahu the Truck's registration........

Registration fee: $56 (cheap...yessss)
Weight fee: $8 (are they adding MY weight?)
County/District fees: $10 (uh yeah, whatever)

Not bad right?

OH, and then we have this.

License fee: $178

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Vehicle License Fees (VLF's) go up on May 19th to help close the budget deficit caused by our wonderfully irresponsible political representatives. Just pay early, you say? Nice try. It's based on when the registration is DUE, which for me is June 30, not when you pay.

These are the most expensive 1" x 2" stickers I've ever bought. Good thing I don't still have the Mazda, it would have been over $400 to register!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Lamebrain of the day

As most of you know, I am getting married this fall to the lovely Josephine. The planning of the wedding is going fairly smoothly for the most part, a couple of minor snags here and there, but nothing too bad.

Except for one thing. I've been trying to get a hold of the County Clerk's office there for a form we'll need for the wedding. I've talked to probably 4 different people, asking the same thing. I need this form, you don't have it on your website (which is dumb in and of itself) so how can I get a copy. Not too complicated, right?

Au contraire.

Apparently, only ONE person in the County Clerk's office knows how to take care of such an audacious request. ONE. Today, I finally got to talk to her. I began giving her my information so she could snail-mail me the form when she cut me off, saying "you have to speak up, I can't hear you too well". No problem, I get that a lot. So louder I go. Then, "sir, you're cutting out". OK, adjust the headset...all better. Start talking again, and she's repeating my info back to me...and then as she is speaking, I hear the phone slam down...CLICK. So I call back, and I was pretty pissed. "Hi, I was just giving my information to someone who didn't give me her name so she could mail me a form and I got...well, disconnected I guess. Can you get her for me?"
"Oh, she just went to lunch."
Um, WHAT?
"You mean to tell me that she saw it was her lunch time in the middle of what we were doing so she HUNG UP ON ME? Wow."

In the interest of actually getting the form sent to me, I was very polite and courteous to the person who was actually staying on the line with me...gave her all my info and she promised me that she'd get it to the at lunch lady, whose name I have in the mental Rolodex. It's being saved...because the day I get everything I need from the Clerk's office approved and all that stuff, the County Clerk is getting the complaint letter of all time
about his employee. And a nice compliment about the lady I spoke to later, because SHE was very nice. What's fair is fair.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

January 28

It was 22 years ago today that the space shuttle Challenger disintegrated shortly after liftoff, killing all 7 astronauts onboard.

One of the few times I can look back on and recall exactly what I was doing when I heard the news. I was in 7'th grade. We were getting ready to start class when our teacher got a call from the office. Her face was grim as she turned and said "I have some bad news." When she broke the news to us, those of us who actually knew what she was talking about sat in stunned silence while the rest of the class shrugged their collective shoulders. She turned on the radio and we sat, listening to the announcers repeat the unimaginable...that the space shuttle had literally torn itself to pieces. As the day progressed, we heard less and less. The teachers steered us back into our normal routines, but my thoughts were with the group who would be called "The Challenger 7". Rushing home, I could not believe my eyes as the footage burned itself into my memory. To this day I still remember their names, their faces. Dick Scobee, Michael Smith, Ellison Onizuka, Judy Resnik, Ron McNair, Greg Jarvis and of course the most famous of the group, Christa McAuliffe, who would have been the first teacher to fly into space.

The Challenger was the second of five shuttles. Preceded by the class leading Columbia, succeeded by the Discovery, Atlantis, and Endeavour. There was actually a shuttle built prior to the Columbia, named Enterprise, but she never flew an actual spaceflight and was used as a test shuttle for landings.

Since the Columbia re-entry disintegration, there are only three remaining space-worthy shuttles. The question has been raised whether to retire the trio as planned. To say the shuttle fleet is aging is not quite accurate. Discovery and Atlantis had already flown into space at least once by the time of the Challenger disaster. Endeavour was built to replace Challenger and did not fly for several more years, but even the "baby" of the shuttle fleet is going on 17 years old. Currently the fleet is scheduled to phase out by 2010, but with no replacement on the horizon, will the United States abandon manned spaceflight?

With the economy in dire straits, job losses widening, and faith in the government flagging, certainly there is reason to suspend flights or retire the fleet as planned. I hope I am not alone when I say that we must continue to fly. Exploration, the need for knowledge and the quest to discover have been hallmarks of mankind for as long as humans have walked the Earth. To deny those is to shutter sensations even a baby can understand and grasp. We must continue to "boldly go where no man has gone before" and not merely to satisfy our curiosity but to enable us to learn, grow and expand our fields of understanding.

I cannot speak for the Challenger 7, but I believe they would feel the same. I believe they felt that way the cold Florida morning as they walked unaware from the launch platform into their solemn place in history.

We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for the journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of earth" to "touch the face of God." - Ronald Reagan


Top (l-r): Ellison Onizuka, Christa McAuliffe, Greg Jarvis, Judy Resnik
Bottom (l-r): Michael Smith, Dick Scobee, Ron McNair

Monday, January 26, 2009

From the idiot file

From Chicago, courtesy of the USA Today.

A 14-year old boy has been charged with impersonating a Chicago police officer after police say he walked into a station house and ended up partnering with another officer on a traffic assignment for about five hours Saturday before he was found out.

Police spokeswoman Monique Bond said the youth wrote no tickets and did not interact with the public.

The Chicago Tribune, citing a police source, said the youth identified himself as an officer from another district. He was "detailed for the day to Grand Crossing and also was savvy enough to sign out a police radio and a ticket book," the Tribune says.

A ranking officer finally became suspicious and sought identification the youth could not provide, the Tribune said.

The boy "has identified an egregious breach in security," Deputy Supt. of Patrol Dan Dugan told the Tribune. An investigation is underway.

What?!?! How can ANYONE, much less a 14 year old kid, do something like this?! How do you think the cop who let this kid ride with him/her for FIVE HOURS feels?

I know! I know!

LIKE AN IDIOT.