So somewhere in Woodlake, CA there resides a person named Alfredo Lopez. Alfredo Lopez, if that is indeed his real name, was the lucky recipient of $435 from my checking account on Wednesday. Which was a very large surprise to me, considering I know not of any Alfredo Lopez.
In the last two days I have had to close my checking account, savings account, file with the credit bureaus, and put a flag on my social security number. None of which has made me very happy. Not to mention that with a closed checking account, my VISA check card doesn't work, which means I've been unable to complete my Christmas shopping, which sucks. The silver lining is that I have been treated to two sympathy dinners in the meantime, where I have tried two different types of soup that I've never had before (Crab Meat & Fish Maw soup and Preserved Duck Egg Soup, both of which were very good) and sweet tofu dessert.
So to Alfredo Lopez, the Grinch who is trying to steal my Christmas, I can say only this.
F*** you, buddy. Steal someone else's money now, cause you aren't getting any more of mine. And I'm not letting you screw up my Christmas. My Christmas wish is that I hope you get caught. Jerk.
In a separate note, the catalytic converter thieves have struck again, leaving an unsuspecting 4-Runner environmentally hazardous and sounding like a very loud Harley. No bueno and muy expensive. GRINCH!
It's been a funky few days for this couple, huh? Let's hope 2008 brings less of this kinds of stuff, shall we?
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